Chuck Norris: hlášky č. 8

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Naděje umírá předposlední.
Jednou použil Chuck Norris při souloži prezervativ. Prezervativ otěhotněl.
._._._ (vykřičníky po setkání s Chuck Norrisem)
Chuck Norris používá namísto tankovací pistole pistoli normální.
Chuck Norris umí zapálit sirku o kostku mýdla.
Napište do Google: "find chuck norris" a klikněte na Zkusím štěstí - Chuck Norris.
V roce 1979 dostal Chuck Norris pravé neštovice. Pravé neštovice byly roku 1979 prohlášené Světovou zdravotnickou organizací za zcela vymýcené.
Chuck Norris za sebou nikdy nezavírá dveře. Projde-li Chuck dveřmi, již není co zavírat.
Metro je vlak, který se tak bojí Chuck Norrise, že se před ním raději schoval pod zem.
Většina lidí umí vyčůrat své jméno do sněhu. Chuck Norris umí vyčůrat své jméno do betonu.
Chuck Norris se jednou pokoušel otevřít dům klíčky od auta ... a dům nastartoval.
Chuck Norris dokáže popíjet v non-stop baru až do zavíračky.
Chuck Norris jednou zabloudil v lese, ten les už nikdo nikdy neviděl.
Chuck Norris nepotřebuje právniky, Chuck je vždy v právu.
Některým lidem se občas zdají noční můry, nočním můrám se někdy zdá Chuck Norris.
Fotbalové družstvo, ve kterém hrál Chuck Norris, vyhrálo dvakrát v jednom zápase.
Chuck Norris dokáže zaběhnout dvanáctiminutovku za šest minut.
Chuck Norris byl na konci vesmíru.
Chuck Norris se umí dloubat v obou nosních dírkách zároveň jedním prstem.
Chuck Noris umi zamknout šuplík tak rychle, že do něj stihne vhodit klíče.
Chuck Norris umí hodit kouli tak, že se zapíchne.
Chuck Noris zná všechno na světě. Kromě jediné věci, nezná strach.
Chuck Norris dokáže přeskočit svůj stín.
Chuck Norris nejenže dokáže přeskočit svůj stín, ale umí ho i sloupnout ze země a přibít na zeď.
Chuck Norriskovi není zima, zimě je Chuck Norris.
Křesťané se modlí, aby se nedostali do pekla, pekelnící se modlí, aby se nedostali k Chuckovi.

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